When you think of a shoplifter, who comes to mind? Maybe a scruffy young guy or someone looking shifty and nervous.
But that’s exactly how I’ve managed to get away with shoplifting for the past five years.
At 54, I’m well-groomed, nicely dressed, and well-spoken—hardly the image of a typical thief.
Just last week, I was at Marks & Spencer, putting groceries and clothing through the self-service checkout. I snuck a pair of pajamas and a bottle of wine into my bag without scanning them.
The adrenaline rush I felt was exhilarating. I paid for the other items, smiled at the staff, and left the store feeling free.
A few days later, I was at Waitrose, pilfering cold meats and a steak. This habit is irregular, often spur-of-the-moment, but it gives me quite the buzz.
You might think I’m a one-off case, but the reality is quite different. Shoplifting has hit record levels, with security managers reporting staggering losses due to theft.
I rationalize my actions by convincing myself that these stores have profited immensely from me over the years. Plus, stealing from upscale places feels more thrilling.
A Surprising Background
Financial need isn’t my motive.
My husband and I have a hefty pension pot, a mortgage-free home, and plenty of disposable cash. My shoplifting began almost accidentally during menopause.
Frustrated by a malfunctioning self-service scanner, I pocketed a steak. This first foray into theft was both accidental and thrilling, sparking a habit that I kept secret from my aghast husband.
As time passed, I started stealing more deliberately, often using the self-service checkouts, which are a shoplifter’s dream. Being in my 50s makes me practically invisible in stores, and this anonymity facilitates my crimes.
I walk away calmly with stolen items, feeling powerful and unseen.
A Release from Stress
Shoplifting has become my escape during a stressful time in my life. I’m caring for an elderly relative, supporting my children, and dealing with menopause.
The thrill of getting away with theft provides a release, a break from the chaos. While I wouldn’t steal from small or independently owned stores, I have taken items from charity shops and then made donations out of guilt.
The Fear of Getting Caught
Despite my justifications, the thought of getting caught and facing public humiliation terrifies me. I’d be mortified to explain my actions to my family. Yet, the chances of getting caught seem slim.
People pay so little attention to me now that I feel almost untouchable.
As told to Sadie Nicholas
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